Conversations with my husband

by mrsminiversion

Two funny convos recently.

1. My Sunday morning lie-in.

Me: Can I have breakfast in bed with my coffee please, any of the bars, but not the crispy peanut.

He: You’re only allowed one crispy peanut?!?


2. Handover at a run, busy mid-week.

Me: Your dinner’s got 10 more minutes, I’ll be back by 11. Oh I made your yorkshire batter in my Lighter Life shaker. It felt very wrong!

He: Why, do you think it will get absorbed into the plastic?

Me: No, but it does set the alarms off at Lighter Life HQ.